Sunday, August 1, 2010

Friendship Quotes: Lyrical

 



"Just to prove i was right that it's harder to be friends than lovers and you shouldn't try and mix the two, cause if you do and then you're still unhappy, then you know that the problem is you."
- Liz Phair
"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."
- Stone Temple Pilots
"Mother my friends are no longer my friends
And the games we once played have no meaning
I've gone serious and shy and they can't figure why
So they've left me to my own daydreaming."
- Suzanne Vega
"And the days went by like paper in the wind. Everything changed, then changed again. It's hard to find a friend. It's hard to find a friend."
- Tom Petty
"I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay."
- Dave Matthews Band
"You were the one who made things different, you were the one who took me in. You were the one thing I could count on, above all, you were my friend."
- Tom Petty
"When I'm with you I feel like I could die and that would be alright, alright."
- Third Eye Blind
"Lean on me, when you're not strong, and I'll be your friend, I'll help you carry on, for it won't be long, 'til I'm going to need somebody to lean on."
- "Lean On Me"
"In good times, in bad times I'll be on your side forever more, that's what friends are for."
- "That's what friends are for"
"I think about you all the time, but I don't need the same."
- Goo Goo Dolls
"Without you, there'd be no sun in my sky, there would be no love in my life, there'd be no world left of me."
- Leann Rimes
"Don't be dismayed at goodbyes. A farewell is before you can meet again. And meeting again after a moment or a lifetime is certain for those who are friends."
- Richard Bach

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Some Intesting Non Veg Jokes

1)Electricity: A call from ladies hostel at night to electricity office " we lost the power send your men"
" No Man here, Use Candles"


2)Jock : I'm sorry to hear your factory was burnt down. What did you manufactures?
Dick : Fire extinguishers.

Billy : "The telephone 's ringing . Why don ' t you answer it?"
Milly : "Why should I? I don ' t know who 's calling."


3)Bob: Don’t be afraid of my dog. You know the old proverb, “A barking dog never bites.”

Rich: Yes, you know the proverb, and I know the proverb, but does your dog know the proverb?


4)Doctor doctor I keep feeling, that I'm covered in gold pain. Don't worry, its just a gilt complain.

My husband is so simple he even takes a saddle and riding hat to bed with him in case of night mars.

What's the easiest way to get to heaven quickly? Stand in the fast lane of a motor way.


5)A jet ran in to some turbulent weather. To keep passengers calm, the air hostess brought out the beverage carts.

"I'd like a soda " said the passenger in the front row. Moving along, the air hostess asked the man behind her if he would like something.

"yes I would," he replied. "give me whatever the pilot is drinking!".


6)Malika sherawat ko airport custom par check karate huye puchha gaya madam iss tifin box main kya hain.

Malika sherawat: umm tang mat karo isme mere kapade hain.


7)A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills: Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the
name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and
said I want one Will, so the person told him unless
you say it correctly.

i.e Wills I won't sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said "Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain".


8)A jet ran in to some turbulent weather. To keep passengers calm, the air hostess brought out the beverage carts.

"I'd like a soda " said the passenger in the front row. Moving along, the air hostess asked the man behind her if he would like something.

"Yes I would," he replied. "Give me whatever the pilot is drinking!".


9)The middle-aged woman was to get married and she went to a very big departmental store to have a lovely pair of pants.

What colour of pants must I have! I’ve got to get married to – morrow!’ ‘If it is the first marriage, wear purple; if second wear orange; if third wear blue; if fourth, green: if fifth, wear white.’

‘But supposing it is ninth?’ ‘Enquire next departmental store!’


10)There was the 85 year old woman
who found her husband in bed with another woman.

She was so enraged that she dragged him to the balcony of their high-rise apartment and pushed him to his death.

When she appeared in court, the judge asked if she had anything to say in her own defense.

"Well Your Honor," she replied, "I figured if at 92 he he could make love, he could fly too."

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Friday, January 29, 2010

Galib Ke Dil Se

O Aa, Ki Meree Jaan Ko Qaraar Naheen Hai
O Aah Ko Chaahiye Ik 'Umr Asar Hone Tak
O 'Arz-E-Niyaaz-E-Ishq Ke Qaabil Naheen Raha
O Baazeechaa-E-Atfaal Hai Duniya Mere Aage
O Be-'Eitadaaliyon Se, Subuk Sab Mein Ham Huve
O Bus Ki Dushwaar Hai Har Kaam Ka Aasaan Hona
O Daayam Pada Huaa Tere Dar Par Naheen Hoon Main
O Dard Minnat_Kash-E-Dawa Na Huaa
O Dekhna Qismat Ki Aap Apne Pe Rashk Aajaaye Hai
O Dhota Hoon Jab Main Peene Ko Us Seem_Tan Ke Paanv
O Dil-E-Naadaan Tujhe Huaa Kya Hai ?
O Dil Hee To Hai Na Sang-O-Khisht Dard Se Bhar Na Aaye Kyon ?
O Dil Se Teree Nigaah Jigar Tak Utar Gayee
O Diyaa Hai Dil Agar Usko, Bashar Hai Kya Kahiye ?
O Fir Kuchch Is Dil Ko Beqaraaree Hai
O Fir Mujhe Deeda-E-Tar Yaad Aaya
O Ghair Lein Mehfil Mein Bose Jaam Ke
O Ghar Jab Bana Liya Hai Tere Dar Par Kahe Baghair
O Hai Bas Ki Har Ik Unke Ishaare Mein Nishaan Aur
O Hairaan Hoon Dil Ko Ro'oon Ki Peetoon Jigar Ko Main ?
O Har Ek Baat Pe Kehte Ho Tum Ke 'Too Kya Hai' ?
O Hazaaron Khwahishain 'Eisee Ke Har Khwahish Pe Dam Nikle
O Husn-E-Mah, Garche Ba_Hangaam-E-Kamaal Achcha Hai
O Ibn-E-Mariyam Huwa Kare Koee
O Ishq Mujhko Naheen, Wehshat Hee Sahee
O Jaur Se Baaz Aaye Par Baaz Aayain Kya ?
O Jis Bazm Mein Too Naaz Se Guftaar Mein Aave
O Kabhee Nekee Bhee Uske Jee Mein Gar Aa Jaaye Hai Mujhse
O Kisee Ko De Ke Dil Koee Nawaa_Sanj-E-Fughaan Kyon Ho ?
O Koee Din Gar Zindagaanee Aur Hai
O Koee Ummeed Bar Naheen Aatee
O Laazim Tha Ki Dekho Mera Rasta Koee Din Aur
O Maze Jahaan Ke Apnee Nazar Mein Khaak Naheen
O Meharbaan Ho Ke Bulaa Lo Mujhe Chaaho Jis Waqt
O Miltee Hai Khoo-E-Yaar Se Naar Iltihaab Mein
O Muddat Huee Hai Yaar Ko Mehmaan Kiye Hue
O Na Tha Kuchch To Khuda Tha, Kuchch Na Hota To Khuda Hota
O Naqsh Fariyaadee Hai Kiskee Shokhee-E-Tehreer Ka
O Nuktaacheen Hai Gham-E-Dil Usko Sunaaye Na Bane
O Rone Se Aur Ishq Mein Be_Baak Ho Gaye
O Shauq Har Rang Raqeeb-E-Sar-O-Saamaan Niklaa
O Taskin Ko Ham Na Roen Jo Zauq-E-Nazr Mile
O Us Bazm Mein Mujhe Naheen Bantee Haya Kiye
O Woh Aake Khwaab Mein Taskeen-E-Iztiraab To De
O Woh Firaaq Aur Woh Wisaal Kahaan ?
O Ye Jo Ham Hijr Mein Deewaar-O-Dar Ko Dekhte Hain
O Ye Na Thee Hamaaree Qismat Ke Wisaal-E-Yaar Hota
O Zikr Us Pareewash Kaa, Aur Phir Bayaan Apnaa
O Zulmat_Kade Mein Mere Shab-E-Gham Ka Josh Hai

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Happy Friendship Day Wishes


If you want to know what the best way to say 'Happy Friendship Day' is, then read the article. Here, we have given nice wishes for Friendship Day. In case you are not able to reach your friends, then you may send the wishes given in the following lines, via SMS or write them in a nice greeting card.



Happy Friendship Day Wishes


Friendship is a blessing and to all those who have a friend.

It is the most precious gift god could ever send..

Here is wishing you a “Happy Friendship Day”


When heart beats, it says “lub-dub”.

Do you know what it means?

LUB says “Live your life Best”

DUB says “Do your Best in life”

Enjoy every heart beat.

Happy Friendship Day!


God gives us two gifts…

One is chance and the other is choice,

Chance to have friends

And choice to select the best ones, like you.

Happy Friendship Day


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"Friendship is the only cement
that will ever hold the world together"
...... Woodrow Wilson

"Treat your friends as you do your pictures,
and place them in their best light."
...... Jennie Jerome Churchill

"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art...
It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things
that give value to survival."
......C.S. Lewis

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies,
but the silence of our friends."
...... Martin Luther King Jr.

"Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows."
...... author unknown

"Friendship without self - interest is one of the rare
and beautiful things of life."
...... James F. Byrnes


For My Bestest Friend

Friendship is something to hold on to

But for me that's not the case

Cause I don't feel I need to keep

Something that can't be erased


I am sure of what I have

Cause with you I have no doubt

For what we've built, can't ever fail

It's what I care about


I find it hard to describe

This thing that we share

Especially when there's nothing else

That ever could compare


Others always know

That together we will be

For there can never be another

"Tani and Kerrie"


Those two words, known all over

Might as well be one

Cause without a Kerrie, there is no Tani

I'm sorry, it just can't be done


For you're the "U", and I'm the "S"

And forever that will be

Cause together we make "US", and so

YOU COMPLETE ME!!


…………………. by Tanyo